thanks pollock for these, a couple are excellent additions to the growing category, 'animals':
The beetles came and chewed it to bits.
Now I know how a sardine feels.
What's with the rain? What are we, ducks?
Remember – it was snowing horribly? And she was holding the dog?
That guy has a fake snake around his neck – did you see that?
All right, kiss my man for me – and kiss my little bird.
Bulls don’t want to be around cows all the time.
I don't want to know about fish that came out of the Suez Canal.
Like road kill.